Back Walkovers, Front Walkovers, Cars, and a General Life Rant

HELLO OH MY GOD IT'S THE LAST BLOG AND MY RESOLUTION FOR THIS BLOG IS TO YELL THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED IT'S OVER YAY. ALSO IT WAS TO USE NO PUNCTUATION BUT THAT WOULD BE BAD BECAUSE I'M BEING GRADED ON THIS SO. NEVER MIND THAT BIT. MY HEART WILL GO ON… TO THE GRAVE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE. SOMEWHERE A OFFENSIVELY DRESSED PERSON IS ROLLING OVER IN THEIR OFFENSIVELY-HEADSTONED GRAVE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING I'M JUST SO EXCITED TO ALMOST BE DONE WITH THIS YES! I MEAN NO, TRAGEDY. NO I DON'T. OH SHIT, RIGHT, GYMNASTICS. FRONT WALKOVERS AND BACK WALKOVERS. WATCH THE VIDEOS. IGNORE MY REALLY ANNOYING MOTHER LAUGHING. AND SHOUT OUT TO MY NEIGHBOR DONNA, I'M SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR CAT THAT ONE TIME. ACTUALLY I THINK SHE WAS IN THE OTHER POST, WHOOPS. OH WELL, NO POINT ERASING THAT, MY BACK SPACE IS BROKEN… IS THE EXCUSE I USE EVERY TIME I WRITE SOMETHING POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE THAT I FIND FUNNY. OK VIDEO, GO…

I'M SORRY FOR THE FACT THAT THE LIGHT CHANGES A TON, MY PHONE DECIDED TO DIE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH DURING THAT ONE AND THEN IT TOOK IT'S SWEET FUCKING TIME CHARGING AND THEN IT WAS DARK. GOD DAMN IT WINTER. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA. PRETZELS IF YOU GET THAT REFERENCE.
AND FOR THE RANT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT I GOT ALL DISTRACTED BY THE MUSIC AND IT WAS LOUD AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I WANT TO BE ALIVE FOR NEXT WEEK'S TEEN WOLF. IF YOU DON'T WATCH THAT SHOW PROMPTLY SHUT YOUR COMPUTER AND HANG YOURSELF.

OH GOD THIS THUMBNAIL IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE WHAT IS MY LIFE. REMEMBER KIDDIES, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY AND NEVER GET INTO CARS WITH STRANGE MEN WITH GREEN HAIR AND WHITE FACES.

P.S. THE OTHER DAY I HAD A DREAM THAT I FELL INTO THE OCEAN AND I TURNED INTO A FISH AND I WAS WICKED STOKED AND THEN I REALIZED I STILL HAD A PERSON HEAD AND I DROWNED. SO YEAH.

P.P.S. I LIVE ON A DEAD END STREET AND THE OTHER DAY ONE OF MY FRIENDS SAID THAT IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR MY LIFE. SO YEAH.